this showed up when i google imaged "nowhere gay bar nyc"
YOUR NATURE- the band. drummer used to date agyness. i dont name drop. i know the guy second in on the right. he kissed my cheek last night. im famoooousIts totally official. I now black out at gay bars. Yes, i hate to say it, but its true. My latest new york city trend has been going out with me littul gays, drinking to a point of retarted, and blizacking the fuck out. (when i really should be boning the fuck out)
Ty and i came upon a nice little opportune yesterday so he came over with snacks, we discussed, and then decided to go to the YOUR NATURE show (friends band) at Webster hall. Not only did we start the night off with a mini flask of jd. but we went to a classy wine bar and drank makers mark on the rocks. this is all at about seven before the show. When we get to the show, im crunkers a little but still functioning. I managed to drunk text dono, drunk dial katherine in the bathroom stall, and light my hair on fire. YUS...yus yus yus. still functioning though right
Ty and i make a fashionable exit from the party...and stomp on over to NOWHERE...an amazing gay bar for 40 plus gay men ( i totally fit in there) I was retarted. Ty described it as being like the trailer for the next season of the hills.
http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/344558/the-hills-season-5-trailer.jhtml#id=1605714
or girls gone wild. you pick.
We run into two fab trannies from the bronx. I did my typical..."where are you from" (already knowing) "oh the bronx? oh my god im so jealous. you know i havent been there yet? i know and ive lived here for six months. i know right?"
OH GOD HELP ME why is this my new thing? sereously its happend 3 times in a week. Last week at URGE i met two amazing bronx gays and said the same fucking speach. I bet they hate it . god i bet they are just like crazy white girl get away. drunk me is all "oh my god they think im just so fabulous im going to keep talking to them.
I dont even want to know what tys room mate thinks of me now. shit . sereously? im pretty sure i fell ...and peed in the mens room. Well i guess there everything is the mens room.
apparently ty was like "holy shit drink water" and i was like "im too nice, this is my problem, Im way too nice..." (inside joke with one of our accounts at jc, ill tell you when you are older)
So anyways i blacked out. I kind remember stumbeling home on first ave. so dangerous i dont know how i didnt die. sereously i have no idea. but i did. I waltzed into charlies and, according to him, continued partying in the kitchen. screaming on the phone, smoking, breaking things. Charlie had to yell at me. I remember nothing, but one yell. I dropped a beer bottle and heard him say "BRIIIDDDGGGEEEETTTEEE"
god im a bad 22 year old gf. (am i allowed to say that on blog? wtf)
but today is today though. i got a few follow up wall posts on how wasted i was last night but other than that life is cushy. ive already watched the hills trailer, true life summer share 2, gossip grill, real world brooklyn, and only have to wait one more hour untill the season finale of the city airs on mtv.com. Oh ya and i walked saders to the coffe shop and got earl grey plus vanilla and milk. life aint so bad. (i still have no money. at all)
Started a new style blooog. www.fashionlikeheroin.blogspot.com. check it or wreck it.
loves you. no long blog today. short and sweet. like my dick:)
things to lurve
small town gay bar the movie
YOUR NAUTRE the bandd
dear creatures the clothing line
