Its cold today. I actually havent left the apt but i attempted having a cigarette and when i opened the window i nearly fell over. I like it though. Maybe its just because this is my first winter but it isn't nearly as awful as ppl say it is. Its refreshing and nice.
Anyways, aside from the fact that my upstairs neighbors play the same song on repeat all day long, my life has been pretty mellow. Last Night Dave and I went to franklin park- the best stinking bar in the world. It was opened last year but looks like its been there for decades. Its so classy and sleek and old time looking. I think they even used old broken down seats and bar stools so it wouldnt feel like a new joint. The best part about it is that it is litteraly located in between two apt buildings on a random side street in crown heights. Super cute and grungy but not in a hip cool way you know? Its like, when you are there you wanna ask all of these ppl how they even know about the place. Its def my new fave brooklyn Romance.
Dave and i drank Brooklyn lager and talked about current events. I have to admit its strange meeting a guy friend for a drink bc you feel like everyone assumes you are like together you know? and picturing me and dave in that way is so awk! i hate when ppl say this but its like a brother sister situation. eewwww,
None the less, i still managed to get wasted and fall in love. His name was- um i actually dont remember what his name was- but it was something hot. He LITTERALLY a mexican greaser with tattos. How weird is that? I just wrote in my jeffrey campbell personal ad that i was seeking a mexican greaser with tattoos~ anyways. I guess it really doesnt matter. I sat there at the bar swaying back and forth staring at him and listening to him talk about MEXICO (hes from there but has been here ten years)
me- YAHHHH towtally! yaahhhh, i know what you mean
him- You know, eees like, Mexico ees such a sad countreey these days. No money, no morals. Ah...but i love my country. ive been here for ten years now? yes ten and ees like i like eet her but chou know. I have my job here and my........
me- YAAAH no totally i totally know what you mean.
oh god! its so funny how i fall in love so easily. Like ill see somebody on the subway and be convinced that they are themost beautiful person in the world and that id do anything to talk to them. like, "oh that homeless person pissing himself over there is so hot. god i wish hed talk to me. His beard is so dreamy!" why? why cant i just be picky?
YES! go drunk bridgette. Anyways it was time for me to walk the drunk walk home and try not to get hit by cars along the way. I left my love at the bar and nothing came of it. I did however find out where he works. I might just stop by and stalk him a little? thats normal right?
as for other loves? i feel funny talking about it bc what if ppl actually read this thing and it gets around and somehow he finds out and then thinks im a freek. well ill reveal a smal bit- i have a new crush. actually? thats all im revealing. New crush fun times.
A few months back a good friend of mine and i were partying in williamsburg (silverlake of brooklyn) and having discussion after discussion about why boys SUCK. I had just seen beach house with a friend from work (which felt like a lesbian date by the way) and was still buzzing over there performance (drunkenly and musically) I was fired up. Giving advice right and left...ranting and raving....just basically being AWESOME.
then, guys, guess what we did? just guess
Friend- "thats it bridgette. we are lesbians now. Lets find a lesbian bar and ill pay for a cab and were going to find girlfriends. "
Me- "oh my god thats the best idea ever!"
We hop in a cab, pay 22 dollars at 4am to book it to the meat packing industry, and arrive only to discover that we have been dropped off on the wrong street and that iphones apparently dont work on the west side. Yes. thats what being sober will do for ya.
So its late, even for new york, but we are still determined. we were all like " were not going to let this stop us! We will find lesbian lovers we will! boys suck! eff em" An hour later after 10 blocks of straght up confusion and stumbeling, we fianlly find a bar. Maybe it dont have no rainbow flag on top but it is a place that serves alchihol.
Its five, im spending rent money on whiskey cokes, and were pissed.Not only were there no lesbians in sight but we were at an over priced west side yuppy spot surrounded by coked out stock brokers and their lame ass business suits (dont get me wrong, i dont dislike these ppl its just tha when your wasted and all of the sudden find out that youre into girls this isnt exactly what you want to find.)
"ooooh girl, hay girl hay, I was workin all up in the ups store and shit and this cute guy came in and shit. ooooh girlll he was smoking hot"
her false nails tipped with dollar bill signs were waving franticly back in forth through the air. Her monroe lip piercing was moving in and out of herface twinkleing across the dim lit pool hall. Roots showing, adams apple protruding, and midriff revealed. She is Connie...our new found trannie.
Not only did she have a fellow trannie friend named "Maddie Party Girl", no that wasnt enough. I would have been just fine with that. But no, she just HAD to be from jersey and have an amazing NJ accent. It was beyond what two girls could ask for.
We looked at eachother and just KNEW it. We had to make them our friends. we head over to sit at a table next to them. awkward and creepy as heck. after minutes of trying to make ourselves known we finallly catch their attention and say "hiiii"
One thing led to another and within minutes we were making girls night out plans and doing britney spears dances and smoking cigarettes on the sidewalk. Numbers were exchanged and plans were made. Its offical, we were now obsessed with connie and maddie.
Sad to say its been months and no hangouts have ocurred. I guess thats the perfect way for things to turn out. Just even having the pleasure of meeting them was enough for me. Ah the whole world should be jealous.
Please enjoy the pics i posted. Hopefully my cam will be up and running soon and more pics will be up. Until next time-keep it real
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